in the year 6057

historian:over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian:we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian:we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
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I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

sodamnrelatable:

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before people get to know me:Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
after we become friends:DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
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perilously:

so in our school yearbook theres a pic of this kid and then will ferrell is underneath him and its in every single one of the yearbooks

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