| historian: | over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr". |
| historian: | we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive |
| historian: | we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood |
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: orange-lights, via lightsswill-guide-you-home)
| before people get to know me: | Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable |
| after we become friends: | DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP |
so in our school yearbook theres a pic of this kid and then will ferrell is underneath him and its in every single one of the yearbooks
(via womboftheworld)